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02:34 pm
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Another mid afternoon meme of doom!
ONE - Spell your name without vowels: Knn andsometimes y / Gtz
TWO - Are you single?: yup
THREE - Whats your favorite number?: 13
FOUR - What color do you wear most?: black
FIVE - Least favorite color?: the pink and blue used for baby stuff.
SIX - Favorite candy?: Chewy Spree, it's a softer kick in the mouth.
SEVEN - What do you smoke?: My ENEMIES Mo'fuckah!
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: Fuck no! but I'm working on it.
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Morons. they were wrong. I resemble cartoons.
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: I haven't been to school in 7 years.
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: nope
TWELVE - How do you make money?: I'm a prostitute. ;p
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: All my friends are the best.
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: I don't. I'm one of those retards that believed getting a job sooner was better. AKA: drop-out.
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: usually.
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?: Retard
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: regular black fallen's
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: Nuh-uh. Don't even wear sunglasses. I'm a squinter.
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?: Cainville, Utah. with a buncha friends and a bike.
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?: Prolly something productive.
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: I don't crush.
HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: killing this mosquito bite on my finger with a S.E.A.L. knife.
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: jumping between cutting my finger and typing this.
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: No, but it's still early.
Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?: no
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Brittany
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: people who say you don't need money to have fun. I can't figure that out.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: inanimate objects
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: nope
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: I could think of a few.
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: Yes, and you'll never know! mwuahaha!
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: not a friend. at this point, they are an acquaintance at best.
THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: Gum and snot!
Can you dance?: hell no, I'm fail.
Can you do a cart wheel?: I can't dance, but I can cartwheel and even backflip O.O
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: yuss!
Can you whistle?: like no other.
Can you wiggle your ears?: a lil
Can you wiggle your nose?: Like the bewitched lady? no.
Can you roll your tongue?: yes
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: I don't even know what that means. X3
ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you’re mad?: Unless I'm really pissed, nothing. I just bite my tongue and take a mental note of it.
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: Dislocated a guy's elbow.
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: It sounded like he was crying.
CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: That's pretty impossible if you think about it.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Nah
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: Nope
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Nuh-uh
Ever cried over the same sex?: no
Do you cry when you get an injury?: I laugh. really.
Do certain songs make you cry?: hell no
Do certain movies make you cry?: shit no, man. I believe you'd get yer ass kicked for doing that. X3
HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: Yup yup.
What makes you the happiest?: Having fun and doing dangerous things. With friends is even better.
Does being with your friends make you happy?: Very. I thrive on making others happy.
Do you believe in yourself?: Prolly more than most. I know, it's a sin. XD
Do you wish you were happier?: The only way I'd be happier is if all my friends lived in driving distance, and I had the money to do all the expensive shit I think would be fun.
Is being happy overrated?: Usually, but my kind of happy is different, so I'm content with it.
Can music make you happy?: No, but certain songs do remind me of things that were either funnier than all get out, or moments that were happy. so the memory involved makes me happy.
LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: 0
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: I don't hold that much worth for my life, so I feel that way for friends. Don't believe in love.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’?: Sure, but I don't think they mean it in the way the question is asking.
HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: Oh yes. I have very little respect for humanity (as a whole) And stupid/ignorant/disrespectful/worthless people instantly drop to my "I'd kill you myself if it were legal" category.
Have you ever been on a hit list?: Prolly a few half assed ones. like people wanting to kick my ass.
Are you a mean bully?: Nah, I'm a nice guy. *Grinz*
Do you hate George Bush?: I may be one of the few that thinks he's awesome. He should start a new career in comedy. Imagine him out there... making fun of himself, like Will Farrel does.
SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: Hell no.
Do you think you're good looking?: Nope, I think I'm funny looking.
Do you wish you could be someone else?: It would be fun to be the president for a week. Plus the headlines would be epic. "President Obama breaks collar bone while motorcycling in the desert this weekend."
LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: dark brown (natural)
Current piercings?: none
Have any tattoos?: nope
Straight hair or curly?: vury straight.
CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: white tank top.
Necklace(s)?: no
Bracelet(s)?: no
Shoes?: none
HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: 'course, who hasn't?
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: nope, but I have talked for quite a few hours to cool ass people before.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: no
Laughed so hard you cried?: yah, and sometimes for really stupid reasons.
Got in a fight with someone?: yes
THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: I'm gonna go with people that aren't local and say Twitch. Just before I got on the airplane in AZ.
Person you talked to online?: this funny gay furry that refuses to believe I'm straight.
Person you hugged?: My dad, last night... after watching people get their faces punched in.
RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: not really.
Do you get along with your parents?: yes. but only for short periods of time. I gotta be able to get away from them for a few days in between.
Do you have mental breakdowns?: Nah. I try not to let anything get to me that much.
CURRENT:
Current mood: ho-hum
Current music: NoFX
Current hair style: fucked up, with a Calvin style cow-lick.
Current crush: no crush
Current thing I ought to be doing: as said above, something productive.
Current windows open: Livejournal, Nissan homepage, MSN (but it's offline)
Current desktop picture: vampireprincess007 art.
THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: sure, a few of them.
Did you ever run away from home?: once, and I camped out in the top of a huge spruce tree, watching my family search for me. Stealth assassin style!
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: No. I can't stand the idea of only being around people with problems. I'd turn into a Kevorkian, only with people who weren't already dying.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Sure... But most kids only think of the fun part. riding the truck and spraying the hose. It's the reality of it that kills the idea.
THE DOS:
Do you know how to swim?: sure
Do you like roller coasters?: only been on a few, but yeah, the really fast ones are fun.
Do you own a bike?: the US Marshals took my bike. fuckers.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Never. specially not the bugs.
THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: nope
Does your car get good gas mileage?: I'm carless atm. but the last truck was a definite no.
Does your family have family picnics?: Hell no. My family is so messed up.
THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: yes
Have you ever been to the ocean?: yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: <_< ...I've let girls paint them.
THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: 5'10"
How much money do you have on you right now?: "Two dollars and fifteen cents!" ~ Tank girl.
But seriously, I do have $2 in my wallet. And now I'm gonna carry exactly 15 cents in my pocket to keep myself laughing today.
THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: My cousin, Travis.
Last thing someone said to you?: "You look dead." This morning, while I was sprawled out on the floor.
Last thing you said out loud?: "In yer kennel, asshole!" My dog chewed up a pair of flip flops.
Gad this took longer than I expected. off to work now.
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12:43 pm
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Friend check!
This is not a journal of any significance.
I just wanted to see how many, if any of the people on my friendlist here on LJ even used the thing anymore. And if they do... why would they pay any attention to my posts? other than the fact that they kinda jump out at'cha with the color and all.
sooo fire away. Leave a comment, a face, a 'fuck you'. I don't care what'cha say, just say something so I know you're still allliiivveee.
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01:51 pm
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Memememememe
Bored brainless. This was ganked from the funnest creature.
Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — I could think of a few that would be nice.
Been arrested? — Close, but I'm good at getting outta things.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — Does being kissed count?? I woke up to a crazy bitch kissing me once.
Slept in until 5 PM? — Oh yes. feels so good after an all night session of fun.
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Both. School mostly. But once standing on a fishing boat, too.
Held a snake? — 20' Beremese Python.
Ran a red light? — yup
Been suspended from school? — uh-huhn.
Experienced love at first sight? — Never
Totaled your car in an accident? — Nope, I drive big metal trucks.
Been fired from a job? — I was let go once after breaking my feet.
Fired somebody? — NO! I almost got the chance! but the boss said I had to send the guy into the office so he could have the fun.
Sung karaoke? — Horribly. I'm not a singer.
Pointed a gun at someone? — Paintball count?? in that case, I've shot women and children, also.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — I have... rubbed against a man.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — many times.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — I do live in Alaska. X3
Kissed in the rain? — Not that I recall.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — This is me we're talking about. on a good week, it happens at least a few times.
Saw someone die? — Yes, friends and unknowns.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No... but it'd be fun.
Smoked a cigar? — Ew, fuckno gross.
Sat on a rooftop? — In AZ, the rooftop overlooked a wicked cemetery with blue lights all over it.
Smuggled something into another country? — No, but I did wanna jump the border at Mexizona, just for fun.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yiss! fun.
Broken a bone? — Never an actual break. Fracture, chip, bruise, even powdered, but never a full break.
Skipped school? — Too many times to count.
Eaten a bug? — Sure. Even some weird ones.
Sleepwalked? — No
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Many, I've been to coastlines on all sides of the US. including hawaii, and the arctic coast of AK.
Ridden a motorcycle? — *Grinz* Again, asking me this??
Dumped someone? — No. I leave as a friendly.
Forgotten your anniversary? — ...... What?
Lied to avoid a ticket? — X3, once I told the truth, and he thought I was lying/joking.
Ridden in a helicopter? — Yeah, but it was one of those *Pay for a flight around the city* flights.
Shaved your head? — When I was a kid. never again. I have a lumpy head.
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — all sorts. it's the greatest fun. I still wanna get somebody with my ultimate prank. X3
Hit a home run? — Yeah, but I hate baseball. BOOORING
Felt like killing someone? — Every damn day.
Cross-dressed? — When I was young, I ran around a neighborhood at night in girls panties.
Been falling-down drunk? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — I got close once when she thought I killed myself.
Eaten snake? — Gross... no.
Marched/Protested? — Hell no. And I won't, until they ban motocross or something.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — as pets? O_o no. but I've played with them before
Puked on an amusement ride? — hah, no way.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — I do that every time I see a really stupid commmercial. Quizno's is a huge one. I'll never eat there just because of their commercials.
Knitted? — No
Been on TV? — Almost made it into a movie. Been on the news before. X3
Shot a gun? — Many... s'fun.
Skinny-dipped? — Yup!
Given someone stitches? — Me, physically give somebody stitches? no. But I have gave someone a reason to go the the hospital and get them.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — YES! for $40.
Ridden a surfboard? — Yes, failed.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yup, but never again.
Had surgery? — I hate doctors. they'll have to catch me unconscious.
Streaked? — yeah, once.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Nope
Tripped on mushrooms? — Nah
Passed out when NOT drinking? — Sleep deprived. I fell asleep while staing and fell.. almost on a couch.
Peed on a bush? — XD I'm a guy.... of course I have.
Donated Blood? — NEVER!! My blood is too good for others.
Grabbed electric fence? — Yup. it tickles.
Eaten alligator meat? - Yah. but I won't again. Snot the greatest.
Eaten cheesecake? — Luv it!
Killed an animal when not hunting? — I killed a squirrel once. but it was eating our house.
Peed your pants in public? — I did on the school bus once. it was a really long ride home. and I drank a bunch of water just before getting on the bus. X3
Snuck into a movie without paying? - Nah, but I did sneak food in. Fuck paying for that popcorn.
Written graffiti? — Yes, I suck.
Still love someone you shouldn't? — Lust... is the key word. but yes.
Think about the future? — rarely. but sometimes it sneaks it's way into my head.
Been in handcuffs? — Only my own. *grinz*
Believe in love? — hardly
So there you have it. a lil more about me that you may or may not have known 10 minutes ago.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes
Current Mood:  blah
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11:46 am
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T minus your life and counting
Have you ever wondered where the T minus comes in on launches?? I do, but I'm not about to look it up till I'm done here. then my question will be oblivious.
So my T minus is 6 days and counting. Shuttle destination... Alaska. Mood, pleased as a punch in the face. Somebody else's face.... my fist. So yah. I'm happy about it. Alaska is still my favorite place in the world *So far* during the summer time. I can't wait to get back, get my bike... get a good job. and start over with my *Need to get out of Alaska sometime* wishes.
Though, I think I'd be happier just getting other people to come visit me there. And it's a great state for sight seeing. Just not so much in the winter.
I'm all packed up and ready to go. Even my greatly awesomely retarded dog, Loki is set. I got him his check ups, he drained my wallet again. But another $100 for the flight, and he's a real Alaskan Husky! *Hisses at AZ and it's 100+ degree sun*
Y'know. Just before I left Alaska, I dipped my nuts in a glacier run off river. In doing so I lost my wallet which was found a month later IN the river by a state trooper. I even got my $48 back with it. Maybe when I get back there, I'll have to revisit that river.... only with wallet safely in the truck. XD
Ruff
Current Mood:  Full of shit
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07:10 pm
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Back to AK .oO(Already??)
That's what it's looking like.
Arizona had it's little bits of fun. Mostly with people that I got to meet while I was here. (There are still those I wish I could have seen, but didn't get to.) But most importantly... this is not a state for somebody like myself. It's not even may yet, and the weather is too hot and dry for my taste. I hide from the sun in the daytime, and head outside at night. Which isn't so bad... it's nice here after dark. But one can't live like that for very long.
Economy is another killer. I'm too greedy to work an $8 dollar an hour job to barely scrape by. When I could get 1 of 5 jobs lined up in AK making between $60,000-$100,000 a year.
So this is what I gather so far. I will be getting a plane ticket set up for a date between the 25th, and the 27th. I'm going to be back in Alaska by May 28th to see my little sister on her birthday. That is a must. Until then, I have work to do! I'm helping my roommate get settled into a new place, and going to stick around until she can get herself a ride. (the car she has now is so unreliable) In the mean time, I have to get my dog checked up at the vet, and make sure he is ready for flight status. (He's a pup still, and up to date on all shots. so that should be easy.)
Here's the big one! I am hoping, and planning that I will have everything ready by say.... the 20th. Then I will snag myself a rental car... and drive like mad to San Diego! I would love to hang out with most epic of people there for a few days. There is groping and rubbinz that need to be completed before I hit the arctic again. Plane will be leaving San Diego airport.... beceause I'm a cheap ass... and they are like $200 less than if I were to leave from Tucson.
I'll be sure to update this worthless journal again when I have everything more solid. But I'm at least 88% sure..... that this will be the schedule.
If I missed you while I was down here. My bad. I really will try and pester each and every one of you before I fail completely. Vacations are needed anywhatever.
M'out!
~Gutz
Current Location: making ajustments on that now...
Current Mood:  contemplative
Current Music: Happy - Mudvayne
Tags: who the hell ever tags their journals
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07:45 pm
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Just because
Hey there e'rybody!
This may sound odd to some of you... super insane to others. But you should do this one thing for my anyway! A great friend of mine has entered into a tournament here on LJ and we are looking to get her votes. because it's a pretty big thing to her.
So even if you aren't into this sort of thing, do it cuz you like... me. *grinz* and because you know I like you, too. *and want me to continue liking you* e_e. lol kidding. But seriously. if any of you would help out here, I will be glad to do something for you. Free art! maybe even something else. I have no idea. Cuz I dunno what I could give. But here are the details.
http://community.livejournal.com/fursuittourney/ is the link.
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) azurecoyote <-- Syber is my friend.
All you'd have to do is join the group for this short while... and vote for her. You'd be doing her, and me a huge favor. But there's only 2 days to do it. so if you are going to... ASAP. =3
so even if you aren't into fursuits, which I completely understand. Do it because.... I'll do something for you. ^____^
Current Mood:  content
Current Music: You're gonna go far kid - the Offspring
Tags: fursuit tourney
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04:04 pm
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CALI!
So I recently went to the one state I was hoping I would never visit personally.
California! *Gasp*
That's crazy, huhn? I drove from Tucson, AZ... wound up in San Diego, CA. You wanna hear the crazy part? It was a million times better than Arizona! I so wish I could leave this state. I would even move to California if that was the only choice. Not even the ONLY choice. it's one of 3 major choices right now... and I'd list it in the middle.
While I was in Cali, I found a few things that were fun. Lots of stuff to do. in just a few days I was running all over. Sea world was fun. But you know what I was surprised to like... traffic.
Sure, it's bound up sometimes... but most of the time it's hectic. Everybody moves fast, like me. I was driving a U-haul truck, towing a car. When I noticed i was driving 75 mph I was pleased. Yiss.
so maybe this isn't a real post, but it's something to give life to this live journal. Guess I should have gotten a dead journal instead, huhn?
Current Location: Mexico, Arizona
Current Mood:  doo-dee-doo
Current Music: meaning of life, Offspring
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04:38 pm
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It's ALIIVE!!
*blows the dust off Mr. LJ account*
Reasons for me being here are creepy and toxic. But I'm going to try and use it from time to time.
We'll start with the basics. For anybody that is shocked to see my great ass back on LJ (no idea who that'd be) Yes, I'm still alive. No, not dead. And if you had any bets going that you thought you won cuz I killed myself. Give it back.... for now. Much more fun to be had.
LOCATION CHANGE!!
I finally took the big step out of Alaska. On November 11th I moved to Tucson AZ. not the greatest of moves. True. But now I'm living with my good friend, Chelsea *TwitchDoberman*
For those of you that find that name a blank. she's an artist friend of mine, that I now torture into teaching me how to actually draw!!
The lower, warmer states are great, for now. I plan on doing much sight seeing after I'm settled in around here. And maybe.... jjuuuuusst maybe, you'll be unfortunate enough to find me on yer doorstep. Hah!
Okay, I'm out for now.
Peace!
~Gutz
Current Location: Tucson, AZ
Current Mood:  draw'n!
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04:45 pm
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Oh wow, fuck yeah. I post.
CHRISTMAS SURVEY... stolen from the spoongoon, beeyoches!
1. Get kissed under the mistletoe or in the snow?
*Staples mistletoe to naval* Mistletoe for sure. Yiss
2. Santa or Rudolph?
Rudolph for sure, I wanna close inspection of his nose... was he in a biochem accident?
3. Stocking or presents?
who the fuck wants a sock filled with garbage and cheap shit?? PRESENTS!
4. Egg nog or hot cider?
Ooh, I still wanna fill a wading pool with eggnog and get to wrestlin somebody!
5. Angel or star?
If the angel was like.... Sephiroth, maybe.
6. Decorating the tree, or putting lights on the outside?
Tree! it's too damn cold to wanna hang lights from an icy fuckin rooftop.
7. Warm cozy fires or sleigh rides?
Howzabout a bonfire so big... it fools the trees into believing it's summer again.
(it's possible, I've done it, so don't knock it until you've seen it)
8. Family time or friend time?
Family time. Ya gotta get that shit in on chirstmas... the other 364 days can be about friends.
9. Expensive presents or presents that come from the heart?
Expensive presents come from the heart too, ya know… <-- *Points* z'actly
10. Snowball fight or snowman?
Snowmen. But you gotta go all Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) style on it, and see who can make the most crazed, fuckered... insane creation around. Something that worries the neighbors.
11.Coal or present?
Has anybody else on the planet actually gotten coal?? I have. Paybacks are easy with a mass of solid black mess. Just rub in your hands and then go touching expensive furnature.
12. Open presents quick or slow?
Tear into them suckers, when from people you don't care about. But if it's from an actual cared for giver... show them it's worth while. *nod*
13. Diamonds or rubies?
I can't get over the strongest material thing Diamonds hold. So yeah. gimme!
14. Caroling or Christmas stories?
Neither, I don't want to be put to sleep on X-mas. I wanna have fun! Less go sledding!
15. Snowy days or ice days?
Snowy days for physical stuff. Icy for driving, way fun.
16.Red or Green?
GREEN MATHAFUCKOO!!
17. Best christmas present received?
Little shitty little dirtbike thing my mom bought me when I was like... 10. It was worthless and a beginner bike. But she was thinkin of me for once. Not to mention that thing was fun as shit to rally.
18. Whats the number one thing you want for Christmas?
A tour bus and a couple grand. That way I could get outta this state. Head around and bother alla you people I wanna annoy.
19. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?
Nope! but I have been given a bloody nose, by a crazed bitch trying to kiss me under some salad greens of whatever kind.
20. Age you stopped believing in Santa Claus:
oh, he existed... but not in the way people believe. That saint Nick fucker.... he had to exist. yup.
21. Do you send thank you notes?
I don't even try. in fact, I don't even send Xmas cards.... because I feel if the person don't see you in person, they don't care enough in the first place. Ho!
22. Do you wake your parents up early to open presents?
I just stay up all night, then drive the 50 mile trip or so to my dad's house at 4 in the morning... then wake them all up so they can do the groggyface present openings!
AnD it's ONly a monTh away! Fuckers! Get bein' good! Maybe I'll sendja sumthin.
Current Location: cold
Current Mood:  crazy
Current Music: cold
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05:22 pm
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You can't afford me...
Because I never have anything I feel is important to post, I start with stupid shit!
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45
Age:
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[x] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[]First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[x] second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $100
[] fourth born - $100
[] fifth born - $100
Drink?
[x] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends500 - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$
Vision?
[x] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[x] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Red - $400
[] Green- $350
[] Silver $300
[] Purple- $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan- $20
[] Rusted - $15
[] No Car - $0
[] Other - $ 50
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[]12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $550
Favorite Color:
[x] Black - $450
[x] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550
Total : $4,775 a night
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"I cost $____ a night "
So with that aside... and my boredom back. I say No good news. I have my own apartment, but it sucks. I am about to start a job that pays great, but blows (don't they all) My feet are the great... but it's winter so I cant do what I love most, motocross. But I still like you!
Oh yeah, I should be back fully online sometime in the next week or two. Then I can be everywhere and anywhatever all at once.
Current Location: 4th floor of the apartments in THE SHINING!
Current Mood:  confused
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03:16 am
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It rolls around again
Holy letterhead Batman!
It's that time of the year again. Another number added to my old factor.
'Course I don't feel it. I feel and look like a twisted 16 year old with a death wish. I sound
13... and act like baby Herman. *Suddenly wants to watch Roger Rabbit* >_> Yeah, I know I've
been ignoring, or at least evading everyone for the past... long time.
I rarely come online anymore. When I do, I don't do much, and never do anything worth while.
My art posts have dropped off the face of the planet. But we're still selling door prizes!!
Now I do that crazy thing people do... and try to make up a plan for my birthday. Lessee.
I'm going to sleep in until at least noon hopefully. Then I will wake... stumble around the house all groggy and with the most rawkin of bed head. I will order random people around, pretending
that it's okay all because my parents claim it was the day I was fired outta momlady's womb. I refuse!
By around 3 I will have been awake long enough to commence something fun. But what. Ideas! what to do? Do to what? I've gotten over the being with family and getting gifts stage. Right now I am awake at my cousin's place... he's asleep. and I am setting up ultimate evil pranking on him.
This is what he gets for passing out on me while I'm getting old. First... toes superglued together. Second, I will put an old piece of banana into his boxers. (Idea is, he'll think he shit his pants when he wakes up) Then I will commence awaking.... by antiquing him. Unless he doesn't seem shifted by the others. then he will get more terrors before I wake him up. Maybe dye his hair pink.
Have a good one Y'all! I'm gonna try and do the same. Sha-mawn!
Current Location: Strange houses, on computers of not mine.
Current Mood: complacent
Current Music: fishtank bubbling
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01:47 pm
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Blargrar!
It's been too long... I hardly remember myself.
Something tells me that I save this damn journal only for bitching. I'll try to hold down the bloody leakage from the area where my balls should hang.
It's just that as of late, I feel like chompin' on fetus heads and spitting them at their mother figures. It's not that I hate the world, or the people in it *I do* No the bigger shitstorm comes from my utter hatered of all things boring, lame, droal... whatever the fuck every you wanna call it. But even with that kind of mind, there isn't much one can do about it when they are crippled for 8 months straight.
Never in my life have I felt like I couldn't do something if I truly wanted to. Until recently. But for the past three quarters of this year, one thing after another has kicked my teeth down my throat. And I can tell you another thing boys and girls... not being able to care about anything may sound comfy. It ain't.
I should be getting a large settlement from the company I worked for. Workman's compensation stuff. But I don't, and probably never will beeeekuz I don't care enough to persue it. See, the way these things work is, you have to call and call again. Bitch and moan for hours a day to countless different people. Then just when you think you're going to go in and shoot up the whole place... you call summore.
. . . . Not my style. If something is pissing me off, I feel it's not worth my time. So I drop it. Go on with things that are of happier nature. And yet I think fist fighting is fun... go figure.
Ya I'm done. Bitch session over. Smile!
Current Location: That place over der.
Current Mood:  bored
Current Music: Deicide - Bible basher
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05:58 am
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Pitbulls are KILLERS! Lets kill them.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to voice my opinion here. Anyone who thinks that a whole breed of dogs is bad, because of a few attacks, or what have you, are fucking morons. If you've been attacked, or know someone who has been attacked by one of these dogs, then I'm sorry, but ya know what, these dogs are not BORN "bad" or "vicious". If a pitbull, or ANY dog, for that matter, becomes vicious or attacks a human, it is the idiocy of man that is to blame. It's bad ownership by stupid people who don't know how to properly train a dog, or who take out their problems and stress by mistreating their dog, that cause the problems. It is PEOPLE LIKE THAT who should be punished, NOT the damn DOGS!!! Well, that's my opinion, and if you don't like it...get over it. If you agree with me, then PASS THIS ON!!!
Against it!!!
This is about California legislation passing a law to exterminate pit bulls. If it passes in California, it could just as easily pass in other states nation wide . Someone has to try to make a difference... what if it were your pet?
This really has to be stopped... and you could help to save these dogs.
Now back to my opinions on this matter. The last two pictures shown were my dog... Hence the less than polite message on them. I don't beleive that any dog, (or creature for that matter) should be punished for what they do. Most of the time, it is some idiotic human at fault. With vicious dogs, it's usually horrible owners that make them mean with bad upbringing, and malicious treatment. And in cases of wild animals (dogs and cats included) it's usually a case of fear that brings on the attack. Again, not the animals fault. More the people that put themselves in the situation.
... And I state this openly. If this law passes in my state, the person who comes to my door with the intent to kill my dog had better come with backup. Because I would, without hesitation kill anybody that would do harm to my family.
Current Location: Still awake at 6:30 AM
Current Mood:  Slightly miffed
Current Music: Disciple - Slayer
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06:56 pm
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What a waste
It's become quite clear to me that I just don't have the emotion to make a good entry about myself in this thing. Either it doesn't seem important enough, or I don't feel like boring people with the highs and lows of my livin'.
This is where I would usually update with some half assed attempt at a few quizzes or a survey. But this time, I'll talk until something comes outa it.
Monday/Feb/26
I got to watch my cousin leave to Florida for a vacation that I would LOVE to go on. I need out of this fuuuuckin' state. But I took him to the airport, and hurridly killed all progress on feets recovery. You see... for the greatness that is Ray, he is seriously and utterly hopeless. We walked back and forth around the terminal for 30 minutes before I finally got tired of the shit and asked one of the security dudes walking around where he was supposed to check in (Yes, we're both retarded. that's why it took 30 minutes, instead of 5) turns out, he was supposed to be in a completely different place. Now we are late, and in a rush. I wound up running all over the damn airport to further break my feet... and HE gets the sun. X3
Okay, so the emo bitch session is done. FUN part!
Tuesday/Feb/27
So I'm sitting around the next day, feet kicked up. Not doing enough to keep me awake for the day. Then an idea comes... I could still have some fun if I tried. So I grab a tow strap and my wheelchair, and get out on the cold street. It only took a friend as crazy as myself to drive the car in front of me. Luckily I have many of them. I was flying, falling, crashing into snow burms... it was great. Tomorrow I'm going to make a jump outta the snow bank and try to catch some air. Wee!
As far as finacials go, I'm trying like hell to gain a few thousand for the AC trip in July. Money! I'm somethin' like a 3rd of the where that I needs to be. So lookin good so far. The next part is actually getting Badges and shit done before time she comes.
Awright. yeah. no.... I can't think anymore. bored.
Current Location: In a room, with a lappy, no.
Current Mood:  dorky
Current Music: Lois Armstrong - Wonderful World
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04:48 pm
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Yeah... I have nothin'.
Current Location: Bed
Current Mood: content
Current Music: Pennywise...something
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10:42 pm
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So I guess I should post one of these, too.
MERRY FUCKIN' NEW YEAR, PEOPLES!!
I bet'cha I'm still in 2006, and you're NOT! That's the crazy shit about Alaska. I'm so many hours behind, all you crazy future fucks get all ahead of me! My LJ sez 2007 but I still have two and a half hours!
I'm gonna try and blow myself up, or into the record books for New year! Both fastest land speed record on a wheelchair (Rocket powered) and possibly longest jump distance, too! See, even cripples can have fun. Wish me luck, and if all works out, I'll get video of it!
Current Location: On mine ass
Current Mood:  Hellz yeah!
Current Music: "If yer gonna be dumb (you gotta be tough)", From Jackass
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01:18 pm
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Thefted from Ashes!
Sexual orientation:
Straight as an arrow... and not those crusty old arrows used back int he day with bends and leaves and shit... but new age arrows, where when they are bent, they are thrown away!
Worst sexual experience:
I can't recall any of them being bad... a few cramps, but that comes from not stretching.
How often do you think about sex:
Often, but I'm nothing like Jay... more like Silent Bob. I think about it when some chucklehead brings it up.
How often do you HAVE sex:
Holy hell.... 7 years ago and counting. So I guess, I'd say once a decade. *stupid laugh that fades to sad sigh*
Cybersex? Phone sex?:
Not my bag of grenades. I never really saw the point.
Casual sex:
That is the only way in my eyes. It's casual until the ring comes into play, and that ain't about to happen.
Sex toys and related fetish accessories:
Oh Hellz yeah. My handcuffs or yours? Though there are boundaries I am sketchy to cross.
Least sexiest part:
I don't get foot fetishes... I really don't. So there, my answer.
Favorite body type:
Slim, slender, fit. I like when people take pride in their body, but not in a sense where one hurts themselves to be thin.
Body hair:
I'd hope it's shaven or waxed. French women and tree huggers creep me out.
Favorite body type:
Petite. Smaller girls just catch my fancy.
Monogamy or non-monogamy?:
I love to play, thanks. But I get to be the battleship. o_O...
Underwear:
What underwear??? Okay, I'll admit, sometimes I have to wear boxers on account that my pants wont stay up. But no tighty whities for me.
Pornographic or erotic:
Neither for me thanks. I don't see the point of watching other people do what I damn well should be doing myself!
How large is your porn collection?:
I think I have a couple of adult rated pictures I drew still sitting around somewhere.
Favorite hair color:
I like all kinds :) <-- Good answer. *nods*
Kissing or cuddling?:
cuddling is more my style. I was turned offa kissing after those fuck-heads in movies made it into a noisy face fight.
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity:
Some of the most drop dead gorgeous people I've seen were mix-breeds. So I can't choose a single one.
Most attractive furry creature:
I dunno about attractive, but sugar gliders give me brain cavities. They are the cutest things. But so are wolverines, in a ferocious, nasty sort of way.
Least attractive furry creature:
Monkeys, they fling poo and rub thier parts together all weird like. Fucking creeps me out. <- again... totally! And they piss on themselves when they fight. Eww. Poodles too.
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of:
I would say the one that looks like the most fun would be edible body paints. Weirdest was the deal of sticking live rodents in asses.
YOUR Fetishes:
Not all of these have I done, but would like to try. Bondage, S&M, the body paint thing... role playing/costumes. I really can't think of anything good right off hand. Bullets!
And for the hell of it, I'll post the other thing too..
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09:20 pm
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Here goes...
So it's been about 3 months since I posted here, and I felt that... no, hangonasec. . There was tha- maybe. Hmmm...
I got nothin'.
G'damn! at least say something! post a survey if that's all you can do!
But I'm lazy... and surveys are always repeating themselves.
You are fucking worthless.
... Nuh uh! You are, cuz you can't even get outta my head and lend a hand... get me some fuckin' Cheetos or something. YA CAN'T! HA.
Not to mention I wouldn't anyway. D'you think I wanted to be in here? I could have been in Jessica Simpson head. The empty, open space resembles your own... and I could be looking at her naked body in the mirror instead of yours.
No shit? You can see me through the mirrors? Jessica Simpson? ...... >_> How exactly does one come about... doing what you do?
Nice try dingleberry. Now stop stallin' and give these people somethin.
So after careful deliberation, I have come to realize I am gay. I would rather dance than do dangerous things, and I have a sudden urge for a fig new- I am seriously about to bite your cerebellum. e_e¿ Okay, news for those that don't know. I went and worked above the arctic circle for a while. It wasn't so bad, until sometime toward the end. It got cold as hell, I wound up in a camp of 20 guys, and had to walk 20 yards outside to take a shower or go to the bathroom. and the last 3 weeks I was up there, my feet were killing me. None of the medics could tell me why. When I got back on my R&R, I couldn't walk. Crawling. So a specialist is called, and after a meeting I learn that both of my feet have serious stress fractures. They wouldn't have been so bad if I had caught it weeks earlier and quit walking on them. Now I've been home for 6 weeks give or take. All of which I am completely laid up. No walking, which means no driving... no crazy fun. On a somewhat good note, I didn't feel like going back to work anyway, to be honest. I would rather be having fun. There is a new laptop in the picture, and since I can't walk... I've been spending WAY too much time here... online. All hours of the days. Off and on. But that gives me time to bother all those people I like. o.o like you. Greater news. With all this down time, I'm finally starting to get art done. I like it. But that's all I'm gonna tell you fuckers now! I'm hyper! So noooow, if you don't mind. I'm gonna go tie my wheel chair to the back of a truck, and take a few trips around the block.
Current Location: in bed, with a laptop warming my balls.
Current Mood:  devious
Current Music: "the kids aren't alright" the Offspring
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06:35 pm
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Why do I even have this thing?
Okee... so here's the sting of things. I got orange juice in a spot of road rash on my knuckle. Yes!?
But as bad... horrible, terrible as that sounds. There is worse. After fuckin' months of delay. I'm actually going to start my real work bound time away from the intarweb. Starting tonight. Gone. So don't think I'm being a douche by not talking or showing myself to ya. it's not that I don't luff you anymore... it's just, that I don't wanna care about you as much as money. XP
But seriously. This job will be the insurance that I see.... a portion of you'z in the future.
Now, rambling aside, here's the blunt of what is happening. I'm going to work in Pruhdoe Bay Alaska... if you don't know where that is, look it up. Top of the world pretty much. I'll be working 7 days a week, for up to 14 hours a day and won't be back from 2 to 3... possibly up to 6 weeks. This is the blind time. So no phone, no computer, no fun. G'bye fer now!
Current Location: Heading North
Current Mood: contemplative
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03:54 pm
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!!!I'M OLD!!!
Have you heard this? Yes, the Gutz is getting older. Broken beyond belief. I am crushed, and crippled. I can't run, I yell at young people for moving faster than I can and being happy with their underage lil lives. Oh yeah... underage lil bodz too. Sweet. Whycumz when I was 14, the girls still looked like boys, only with long hair. Yesterday I saw a 14 year old girl sporting bigger tits than me. It's unfair!!
But now that I'm done trying to creep peoples out. Day of creation was fun. Didn't do a lot. Gathering of family and friends. Everybody got free food and booze just because they know me. I didn't get seriously drunk or hurt. (That's crazy in itself) But I had a good time. And today... the actual day, I sit around the house watching movies, playing games occasionally running outside in the rain. And arts. Art is the big one. Either way, great day. Everyone else have a good one on me!
Current Location: Indoors
Current Mood:  Feelin good
Current Music: "Jihad" by Slayer
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