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August 13th, 2006

03:54 pm

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!!!I'M OLD!!!
Have you heard this? Yes, the Gutz is getting older. Broken beyond belief. I am crushed, and crippled. I can't run, I yell at young people for moving faster than I can and being happy with their underage lil lives. Oh yeah... underage lil bodz too. Sweet. Whycumz when I was 14, the girls still looked like boys, only with long hair. Yesterday I saw a 14 year old girl sporting bigger tits than me. It's unfair!!

But now that I'm done trying to creep peoples out. Day of creation was fun. Didn't do a lot. Gathering of family and friends. Everybody got free food and booze just because they know me. I didn't get seriously drunk or hurt. (That's crazy in itself) But I had a good time. And today... the actual day, I sit around the house watching movies, playing games occasionally running outside in the rain. And arts. Art is the big one. Either way, great day. Everyone else have a good one on me!

Current Location: Indoors
Current Mood: Feelin good
Current Music: "Jihad" by Slayer

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From:	banka_flavored
Date:	August 14th, 2006 12:51 am (UTC)

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Because they put something in the water lol i dunno. Girls want to get pregnant much earlier too, i have had girls go "oh im gonna have another one, you should too so we can raise our KIDS TOGETHER LOLOL!!" um...nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothankyou

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From:	incitedjester
Date:	August 14th, 2006 03:16 am (UTC)

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Damn straight! Weird lil gits... Who wants kids? My kids would be a terror on the world. and I would appreciate it. But no. No kids for the Gutz. Besides, I'm too damn immature to be raising kids. I would have them playing with fire and all such things.
I turned 23 today. But I feel 40, look 17, and act like I'm 15. The world needs more of me. *Grinz*

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From:	banka_flavored
Date:	August 14th, 2006 03:37 am (UTC)

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O.O yes the world does, but then you dont want kids...SO THERE WILL NOT BE!!

plus who needs to be talkin bout having kids NOW in our youth, we are still children ourselves. playing with fire and eating paintchips and such :p

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From:	darque_paws
Date:	August 18th, 2006 04:54 am (UTC)

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Naw Ash, its the beef and chickan. XD I was watching some crazy ass show that said they pump more steriods into a cows ass than twenty super jocks. its a trip, bigger breats, more plump butts, and also, them beeeeautiful hips. anywho. Um, hi! hope ya had a good day. XD Gutz, happy bday motha f**ker. XP I owes ya an ass spankin. 23 of em.

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From:	darque_paws
Date:	August 18th, 2006 04:52 am (UTC)

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Dude, ur only a few years younger than me, and I only feel 39 years old, look like a roman god, and act only like im 22. As for kids, yeah....I ran into this hottie I thought was at least 19 and we sat there, at the club, flirtin, and even made out a bit, only to find as I drove her home for me "not to let her mom see me" XD Ends up she was only 16! IM just a child molester man XD god damnit all.

ANd you not gettin shitfaced and pushing your head thru the a wall? O__o ya must be gettin old. *bites his nose*

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