Hello me... - It rolls around again

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August 13th, 2007

03:16 am

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It rolls around again
Holy letterhead Batman!
It's that time of the year again. Another number added to my old factor.
'Course I don't feel it. I feel and look like a twisted 16 year old with a death wish. I sound
13... and act like baby Herman. *Suddenly wants to watch Roger Rabbit* >_> Yeah, I know I've
been ignoring, or at least evading everyone for the past... long time.
I rarely come online anymore. When I do, I don't do much, and never do anything worth while.
My art posts have dropped off the face of the planet. But we're still selling door prizes!!

Now I do that crazy thing people do... and try to make up a plan for my birthday. Lessee.
I'm going to sleep in until at least noon hopefully. Then I will wake... stumble around the house all groggy and with the most rawkin of bed head. I will order random people around, pretending
that it's okay all because my parents claim it was the day I was fired outta momlady's womb. I refuse!
By around 3 I will have been awake long enough to commence something fun. But what. Ideas! what to do? Do to what? I've gotten over the being with family and getting gifts stage. Right now I am awake at my cousin's place... he's asleep. and I am setting up ultimate evil pranking on him.
This is what he gets for passing out on me while I'm getting old. First... toes superglued together. Second, I will put an old piece of banana into his boxers. (Idea is, he'll think he shit his pants when he wakes up) Then I will commence awaking.... by antiquing him. Unless he doesn't seem shifted by the others. then he will get more terrors before I wake him up. Maybe dye his hair pink.

Have a good one Y'all! I'm gonna try and do the same. Sha-mawn!

Current Location: Strange houses, on computers of not mine.
Current Mood: complacent
Current Music: fishtank bubbling

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From:	leroy_spectre
Date:	August 13th, 2007 09:46 pm (UTC)

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Let me try this again.
Happy b-day anyway,stranger.Good to see that you're still alive out there

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From:	incitedjester
Date:	August 15th, 2007 05:15 am (UTC)

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Indeed. Thanks. Yep, I'm still alive..... just not quite whole. Wee!
Every once in a year, I pretend this LJ space I have is alive.

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From:	leroy_spectre
Date:	August 15th, 2007 09:23 pm (UTC)

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And I thought you did that three or four times a year

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From:	twitchdoberman
Date:	August 16th, 2007 12:04 pm (UTC)

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moo!

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From:	incitedjester
Date:	August 18th, 2007 05:49 am (UTC)

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Moo You!
I didn't even know you had one of these here things. Sweet. You will be added. but don't expect me to use the damn thing. Cuz I don't. Ever... never ever.

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