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CHRISTMAS SURVEY... stolen from the spoongoon, beeyoches!
1. Get kissed under the mistletoe or in the snow?
*Staples mistletoe to naval* Mistletoe for sure. Yiss
2. Santa or Rudolph?
Rudolph for sure, I wanna close inspection of his nose... was he in a biochem accident?
3. Stocking or presents?
who the fuck wants a sock filled with garbage and cheap shit?? PRESENTS!
4. Egg nog or hot cider?
Ooh, I still wanna fill a wading pool with eggnog and get to wrestlin somebody!
5. Angel or star?
If the angel was like.... Sephiroth, maybe.
6. Decorating the tree, or putting lights on the outside?
Tree! it's too damn cold to wanna hang lights from an icy fuckin rooftop.
7. Warm cozy fires or sleigh rides?
Howzabout a bonfire so big... it fools the trees into believing it's summer again.
(it's possible, I've done it, so don't knock it until you've seen it)
8. Family time or friend time?
Family time. Ya gotta get that shit in on chirstmas... the other 364 days can be about friends.
9. Expensive presents or presents that come from the heart?
Expensive presents come from the heart too, ya know… <-- *Points* z'actly
10. Snowball fight or snowman?
Snowmen. But you gotta go all Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) style on it, and see who can make the most crazed, fuckered... insane creation around. Something that worries the neighbors.
11.Coal or present?
Has anybody else on the planet actually gotten coal?? I have. Paybacks are easy with a mass of solid black mess. Just rub in your hands and then go touching expensive furnature.
12. Open presents quick or slow?
Tear into them suckers, when from people you don't care about. But if it's from an actual cared for giver... show them it's worth while. *nod*
13. Diamonds or rubies?
I can't get over the strongest material thing Diamonds hold. So yeah. gimme!
14. Caroling or Christmas stories?
Neither, I don't want to be put to sleep on X-mas. I wanna have fun! Less go sledding!
15. Snowy days or ice days?
Snowy days for physical stuff. Icy for driving, way fun.
16.Red or Green?
GREEN MATHAFUCKOO!!
17. Best christmas present received?
Little shitty little dirtbike thing my mom bought me when I was like... 10. It was worthless and a beginner bike. But she was thinkin of me for once. Not to mention that thing was fun as shit to rally.
18. Whats the number one thing you want for Christmas?
A tour bus and a couple grand. That way I could get outta this state. Head around and bother alla you people I wanna annoy.
19. Have you ever been kissed under mistletoe?
Nope! but I have been given a bloody nose, by a crazed bitch trying to kiss me under some salad greens of whatever kind.
20. Age you stopped believing in Santa Claus:
oh, he existed... but not in the way people believe. That saint Nick fucker.... he had to exist. yup.
21. Do you send thank you notes?
I don't even try. in fact, I don't even send Xmas cards.... because I feel if the person don't see you in person, they don't care enough in the first place. Ho!
22. Do you wake your parents up early to open presents?
I just stay up all night, then drive the 50 mile trip or so to my dad's house at 4 in the morning... then wake them all up so they can do the groggyface present openings!
AnD it's ONly a monTh away! Fuckers! Get bein' good! Maybe I'll sendja sumthin.
Current Location: cold
Current Mood:  crazy
Current Music: cold
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That icon has always scared the hell out of me, Gutz. -_-;
Then it was a success when I drew it. *Grinz*
I am very proud of that pic, even now.
2.He was born near a toxic waste dump.Not public knowledge,but not a guarded secret either
11.I never understood the coal thing.Wouldn't giving somebody nothing get the point across as well?
18.Go for it.Look me up if you're ever in Kentucky
2. that makes perfect sense. I guess I should read the newspapers more.
11. Nah, I've gotten nothing plenty of times..... I just figured people forgot about me. *Grinz*
18. Kentucky would have been one of the stops, so I guess you'd have to count on it. Yup Yup. |
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