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August 5th, 2012
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Age and nonsense...
I'm getting older, soooo older. Fuckin' ancient! There is hate. I just want to revert back to 18 and stay there for a few hundred years. That was a fun age. But NOOO! Instead I have to be turning 29. In.... *counts on fingers* 9 sun passes. blugh. 29. I was hoping to have killed myself in some epic way by this age. Not living boring, day to day work of old peoples stuff. Shit. failure.

So I meme instead! Cuz I'm bored and it's almost 5am on another sleepless weekend.


- Name: Kenneth Lawrence Malay II (That means my dad wasn't creative with my name)
- Single or taken: Forever Single *nod*
- Sex: I am a BOY, Damon!
- Sign: The cat, go figure... I don't like cats.
- Hair color: ATM natural, so dark brown
- Eye color: Hazel green
- Height: 5'10"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Closest I can claim is straight.


- What kind of shampoo do you use? Some shit I found that doesn't smell fruity or girly. Guy headsuds!
- What are you listening to right now? My old ass computer sounding like it's going to explode.
- Who is the last person that called you? Some kid trying to get weed from my cousin.
- How many buddies are online right now? None, it's 5am.


- Animal: I like so many animals for different reasons, but if I were to single one out, I'd say Wolverine. Amazing lil fuckers.
- Color: Green, and black/white spectrum.
- Drink: Xing Tea! Mostly Blueberry, Pomegranate, Mango, and Peach.
- Element: Earth
- Food: Sushi! and I really like trying new kinds!
- Game: Dare... but there has to be a pretty good group of people to play. *nods*
- Movie: So many, in quite a few genres. But right now, "Avengers" and the "Hangover" movies are pretty close to the top.
- Song: No idea. I'm sort of a "Song for the moment" type.
- Subjects in school: Science! they let me play with chemicals. And Astronomy was pretty bad ass too.

H A V E | Y O U | E V E R

- Given anyone a bath?: Just my dogs!
- Smoked?: Tried it once... but that was all I needed.
- Bungee jumped?: Nah, I'd rather go skydiving/base jumping. (haven't done those yet either)
- Made yourself throw up?: Yeh... it was not a fun time.
- Skinny dipped?: Far too many times! Even against some peoples wishes.
- Ever been in love?: I'm an emotional cripple. I wouldn't know love if it hit me like a baseball bat.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: I've made others cry to get out of trouble.
- Pictured your crush naked?: I picture all kinds of people naked. Never "crushed" on any of them.
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Only the ones in movies that don't mind showing the goods!
- Cried when someone died?: Again... that emotional handicap comes into play. I don't feel bad when people die. It happens.
- Lied: A white lie here and there. Usually to keep me from having to deal with irritations.
- Fallen for your best friend?: A few of them... unfortunately, I have morals... and they were all with somebody at the time. Just my luck.
- Used someone?: Quite the contrary. People always use me. Even the ones I called friend for a long time.
- Done something you regret?: Every time I see a worthless person and don't kill them.


- Clothes: Black socks, black pants, black Tshirt... green boxers.
- Desktop picture: Robbie Maddison (FMX rider) jumping some huge waterway on a dirtbike.
- Song on Ipod: Last song I recall listening to... "We were a house fire" by Thera


L A S T | P E R S O N

- You touched: Held a friend down so his pit bull could slobber on his face.
- Hugged: My dad.
- You kissed: No fuckin clue. my memory doesn't go back that far.
- You IMed: Sara
- Talk to online: Smokeforears... over messages. I don't skype or anything cuz I'm a dick like that.
- You sexed it up with: Rachel, Christmas..... of 2010. e_e 'hush.

A R E | Y O U

- Understanding?: Sometimes.
- Open-minded?: Very. I always enjoy new things.
- Arrogant?: Just a little... but I'm also humble at the same time.
- Insecure?: In the things I know I should change about myself. I'm fat and I have bad teeth. Just the thought of either of those irks me. But I don't have the willpower (or money) to do anything about it.
- Random?: Very!! Even I don't know what I may do at any given moment!
- Hungry?: Nah... more like sleepy right now.
- Smart?: Smart with some things... complete retard with others. But all in all, yes. I'd say I'm an intelligent person.
- Moody?: Work and boredom make me so.
- Organized?: I try to be, but then laziness and lack of time during the regular week make me a messy person. The weekends I get to let my OCD run wild.
- Shy?: Not hardly...
- Difficult?: Always.
- Bored easily?: Yes! Even things I love doing become boring to me quickly...
- Entertained easily?: Not really. It usually takes a form of excitement to get me going.
- Obsessed?: I have my moments.
- Lazy?: Right now. Yup.
- Angry?: Rarely.
- Happy?: Usually!
- Hyper?: 90% of my waking moments are hyper.
- Trusting?: too much so. I tend to expect people to act on the same level as myself... often I'm disappointed.


- In the morning I: laugh at morning wood! XD
- Love is: The worst 4 letter word. Cunt being number 2.
- I dream about: Things that would make you cry.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: How hard she's squeezing my dick.


- Makes you laugh the most: ...Me.
- Makes you smile: My friends. Them smiling makes me smile.
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Travis Pastrana. Every time I see that guy... I get the feeling I should be doing something insane. Cuz I know... wherever he is in the world at that moment... He's probably going all out. Fuck me I wanna be that way!

D O | Y O U | E V E R

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: There was a time. Those times are gone.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Only so I could see what it's like to play with myself... as the other gender.
- Wish you were younger?: Always. I should have been born Peter Pan.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Hahaha! No. O.o


- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Zero
- Of Cd's I own: Music CD's? none. Movies? ... few hundred.
- Of scars on my body: Not enough! But I have a few stories scribed into my body.
- Of bones I've broken: Lessee... 2 fingers, 13 bones in my feet (6 left, 7 right) chipped my hip bone, dislocated tailbone, crushed 4 virtebrea (T 11&12 - L 1&2) Broke 2 ribs, separated 2 others, cracked my skull... and broke 2 teeth. uuugh, I think that's it. *grinz*

So there you have it. Me. now go to bed.

Current Mood: exhaustedexhausted

(2 comments | Leave a comment)

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Date:August 5th, 2012 07:22 pm (UTC)
Holy SHIT you live. And shut yer mouth about 29. I WISH I was 29. Im gonna turn 36, you bastard. =P
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Date:August 6th, 2012 09:52 am (UTC)
Yes, Grandma... I'll be polite. ^__^
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